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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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the kids were young and pretty

the kids were young and pretty

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kimkardashianfashionstyle:

July 27, 2014 - Kim Kardashian leaving a studio in LA.

kimkardashianfashionstyle:

July 27, 2014 - Kim Kardashian leaving a studio in LA.

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hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

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okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

Comic-Con International 2014

SAN DIEGO, CA | 7.26.14

witneyhouston:

send me suggestions for books + tv shows to download & get into 

pls and thank u xoxoxoxox

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only one sweet considerate thot responded to this, the rest of yall can choke on my d*ck 


Gaga arriving at the Rose Theater in New York with Tony Bennett.
Gaga arriving at the Rose Theater in New York with Tony Bennett.

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send me suggestions for books + tv shows to download & get into 

pls and thank u xoxoxoxox

same liam - x

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teamspears:

Britney Spears + her favourite outfit