its almost may of 2014 and white girls are still captioning instagram pictures as hot dogs or legs
i want to use jake gyllenhaal’s ass as an oxygen mask
u know how people on death row get to request whatever meal they want before they get executed and the prison gives it to them? i wanna request jake gyllenhaal’s ass for my last meal
send me inappropriate asks and overstep your boundaries with me
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.