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darkfliercynthia:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SPONGEBOB EPISODE!!!!!!

your honestly just an ugly nigger

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h0odrich:

kelisjerkribs:

langsettte:

insidemytwistedmind9:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

That’s not the proper way to insult someone. You are insulting other people in the process. My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model. Plus that looks like it was taken in like the hospital and like she was sick. I bet you don’t look so hot in the hospital either. Rant over. I think.

an inbred model you guys. what agency are you with?

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding" *beyonce voice* that is so crazy

PLEAAAAASE GOD

this is literally in the top 5 most iconic tumblr moments

partyintheussr:

jrodishere:

ibritneyspears:

saintlukas:

ayeitssergiesblogbihh:

Britney is the type to graduate highschool

Britney the type to sell more than your fave’s entire discography with a single album

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ffb45e5169446b5686eef25a4854c2a/tumblr_n4llvcRrga1tqmnn3o1_1280.jpgAhem

Beyoncé the type to go back to school and get her diploma even though she has maintained a successful career without one for 18 years.

Beyoncé the type to have more than 1 Grammy, *cough cough* 17 Grammys *cough cough*

Beyoncé the type to be in a relationship for 11 years, be married once, and it wasn’t to a backup dancer who dumped his baby mama for her.

And even though she stay collecting award nominations & performing on tours, Beyoncé manages to still be the type to dare Britney to sing live

Britney the type to have the highest selling album of all time by a teenage artist

Have two diamond certified albums

Have a song selling over 10 million copies, which also happens to be the 25th highest selling song in UK history, had hit #1 in every country it charted, have one of the most iconic music videos of all time (being called by TRL as the greatest pop video of all time and playing it as the last video aired on the program), and kicked off the teen pop revival of the late 90’s/early 00’s

Have 6 songs selling more than 5 million copies (“Baby One More Time”, “Scream & Shout”, “Toxic”, “Circus”, “Oops!…I Did it Again”, and “Womanizer”, in that order)

Go through the most covered and publicized breakdown in history and still came out on top

Be the most searched person in the history of the internet

Be one of the most respected and enduring artists in pop music history

Be the only person to have ever performed live with both Madonna and Michael Jackson, who both have many times declared her one of the greatest, and is often considered a successor to them in term of pop music hierarchy

Be recognized as one of the greatest dancers in pop music history

Not have Grammys bought for her

Have the greatest comeback in pop music history

Sell 100 million+ albums worldwide as opposed to Beyonce’s 75 million

And still be a gracious, humble, down-to-earth person rather than being cocky and full of herself (like a certain someone else)

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chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

chefboyardeezie:

it’s almost been 2 years since the most influential event of all time

"could be gayer"

a review (via hauntter)

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ethiopienne:

truuuuu

ethiopienne:

truuuuu

analqueen18:

feministbatwoman:

huffingtonpost:

Columbia University Student Will Drag Her Mattress Around Campus Until Her Rapist Is Gone

"I think the act of carrying something that is normally found in our bedroom out into the light is supposed to mirror the way I’ve talked to the media and talked to different news channels, etc," Emma continues in the full video which you can watch here. 

So, I just want to go into HOW MUCH Columbia and the NYPD has failed, and revictimized, Emma Sulkowitz.

In her school hearing, Sulkowitz ” had to explain to the three administrators on the panel how anal rape worked. She told them she had been hit across the face, choked and pinned down, but, she said, one still seemed confused about how it was possible for someone to penetrate her there without lubricant. Sulkowicz said she had to draw them a diagram.”

"Her best friend was meant to be at the hearing; Sulkowicz had chosen her as her one “supporter.” But her friend was kicked out of that role for talking about the case, according to Sulkowicz, in violation of the university’s confidentiality policy. As punishment, her friend was also put on probation and made to write two reflection papers: one from the perspective of Sulkowicz and another from the accused."

FROM THE PERSPECTIVE
OF HER FRIEND’S RAPIST

- Two other women at Columbia have accused this guy of sexual assault/rape. But he’s been found not responsible in all instances, and is still on campus

- When she went to the police, one officer said: “”You invited him into your room. That’s not the legal definition of rape.”

- Another officer told her friends, who came with her: ““For every single rape I’ve had, I’ve had 20 that are total bull——,” he added. “It’s also my type of job to get to the truth. If that means being harsh about it, that’s what I do.”

And that’s.
Why.
People.
Don’t.
REPORT.

I want to set literally everything on fire.

why are people so awful? how do you think those officers would react if it was their daughter that had been raped? they would fucking kill them. 

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

im not dead

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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the kids were young and pretty

the kids were young and pretty

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kimkardashianfashionstyle:

July 27, 2014 - Kim Kardashian leaving a studio in LA.

kimkardashianfashionstyle:

July 27, 2014 - Kim Kardashian leaving a studio in LA.